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Everbern (Soup Miser)

everbern@dice.camp

<p>Beardo. Weirdo. Graven Image Consultant. High on Strangeness.</p><p>RPGer. SoloRPGist. Born old skool. Computer punisher. List maker. Enjoyer of meats and cheeses. Team 🏳️‍🌈</p><p>Resist the status quo!<br />Eccentricity now! 🗨️👽</p><p>🐗🐻</p><p><a href="https://dice.camp/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/noindex" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noindex</span></a> <a href="https://dice.camp/tags/nocilantro" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nocilantro</span></a></p>

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    I may have peed a little while laughing at this.

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    As I&amp;#39;ve gotten older, my dislike of the word &amp;quot;creamy&amp;quot; has only grown.

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    You know the old saying: &amp;quot;Laws are like Tootsie Rolls. It’s better not to see them being made.&amp;quot;

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    @TheBreadmonkey Maybe you could have started to chant the dialog of the soap opera clip out loud every time it played. Might have made her feel less lonely? Especially if you&amp;#39;d stared blankly at her while doing it.

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    Hold on to your panties… It&amp;#39;s Double Knit Fancies!

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    Me: &amp;quot;Was it something i said?&amp;quot;

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    Does anyone say wysiwyg anymore? Since it&amp;#39;s all the rage to redefine words for any ol&amp;#39; reason, why haven&amp;#39;t we done that one? He: &amp;quot;Don&amp;#39;t go! I love you!&amp;quot; She: &amp;quot;Wysiwyg.&amp;quot; He: *Cries* Boss: &amp;quot;Johnson! Where&amp;#39;s that report! It was due yesterday!&amp;quot; Johnson: &amp;quot;Sir, I&amp;#39;m sure you&amp;#39;re aware those deliverables in Japan wysiwyg&amp;#39;d until Q3 so we&amp;#39;ve had to table our KPIs until L...

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    KPIs aren&amp;#39;t meant to show that the workers are working, but that the managers are managing. The fact that the product continues to flow proves the workers are working. The waste was always at the c-level and the management. That&amp;#39;s why layoffs are even more of an insult than at first glance.

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    Remember during the COVID lockdowns when all the extroverts started freaking out and acting like they were being locked in dark basements because they were being asked to not run outside and breathe into each others faces?

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    &amp;quot;There is also only slight danger of the people who live at the bottom of the elevator shaft climbing up, but again, should the doors fail to open do not become alarmed or make loud noises. Do not delay in using the telephone (if furnished) to summon aid.&amp;quot;

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    This cologne commercial fell off the side of a 1970s teenager&amp;#39;s van. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OALIUJ-yie0 #ttrpg #animation #advert #jovan

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    You know what&amp;#39;s cool about modding Skyrim? There are mods that totally remove all visual evidence that Bethesda&amp;#39;s Skyrim Creations exist from the interface. If only such things existed for other evils in the world. #skyrim #modding #videogames

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    People who use the word &amp;quot;based&amp;quot; are so cringe.

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    &amp;quot;… 3 AM in the morning …&amp;quot;

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    The lesson of the story of the Garden of Eden is that the exercise of the Will, and the pursuit of knowledge, is grounds for punishment. Also, that it&amp;#39;s bad to funk out with your junk out, for some reason.

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    I turned 50 awhile ago, so I decided to get in on some of that sweet, sweet shingles vax yesterday. If you&amp;#39;ve hit your half century, don&amp;#39;t miss out! #vaccines #getvaxxed

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    My new blog is going to be just txt files. I&amp;#39;ll regularly copy them all on to usb stix and leave them all over town. Should I format them FAT32 or should I use a less verbally abusive filesystem?

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    I feel as though from a certain angle, Fleetwood Mac&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;The Chain&amp;quot; could be interpreted as musical folk horror. Perhaps a supplicant&amp;#39;s chant? https://youtu.be/iLC-tHvkNvI #music #folkhorror #horror #fleetwoodmac