Paul Emerson
emersunn@beige.party
<p>I know nothing. </p><p>Flunkie Mentat<br />Online AKA emersunn <br />IRL AKA Bootsy<br />Kermit lives! 🐈⬛</p>
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My Saturday: Borked my handheld game emulator (R36S) Looked online, need to edit the .config file File only visible in Linux Pull out old Linux machine, cannot read microSD card Update Linux machine, still cannot read Question old USB A card reader, plug it into my Mac Cannot read card, try using a USB C reader Can see card, so still need USB A connection for old Linux machine Dig through boxes and cannot find A-C connector (plenty of C-A adaptors) …Another hour of troubleshooting… Fuck it. Sta...
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Thanks to AI slop, the internet is becoming a palimpsest of text and meaning.
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I’m no longer fighting senescence.
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Filing this one under “headlines that would confuse people ten years ago.” https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/10/pentagon-memo-on-prediction-markets-says-insider-bets-put-troops-lives-at-risk/
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What would you do for not money? #notmoney
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All work done for money does not benefit life or humankind. #notmoney https://beige.party/@emersunn/117499389508066089
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A little bummed that there is no Icelandic exonym for Arizona. How do I contact the Icelandic language regulator?
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Honestly I’ve never heard of Nathan Fielder until the past two weeks.
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I bet chairman gruber will blame this on anything but #apple https://techcrunch.com/2026/10/26/uh-oh-it-sounds-like-the-iphone-duo-keeps-cracking-and-users-arent-happy-about-it/ #dfx
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Doctor: Do you wake up feeling refreshed? Me: I wake up with a full tank of existential dread.
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I think the question itself is hyperoffensive. https://beige.party/@emersunn/117518756911334522
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The question implies that a significant number of people wake up refreshed. So that leads me to wonder what my life would have been like with 59 years of “refreshing” sleep. And now I’m angry. So very angry. https://beige.party/@emersunn/117519279876644228
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Reading a lesser-known fable: The Boy Who Cried Leopard Spoiler—everyone gets their face eaten
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Have you ever seen a portal? Burn it to the ground. —Frank #cern
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So my wealthy supermodel girlfriend whom I’ve never met stopped texting me. Thanks Zelensky. #Yandex
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When someone posts a programming or mathematics joke, I fav it even if I don’t get it so they’ll think I’m smart.
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Anytime a helicopter flies by, give it double fingers for being a noisy little bitch
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Sitting on my front porch, uncmaxxing
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Want an example of AI slop taking over the internet? Search for fishing in your area.
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Yawn. Wake me when they add rugby. https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/117328550854074819
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Baby white-nosed coati (Nasua narica) also known as the coatimundi. #boycethompsonarboretum #arizona #photography
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#USPol
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Preach.
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Headlamp hydra. Betcha didn’t see that coming. #headlamphydra
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More coati content… #boycethompsonarboretum #Arizona #wildlifephotography #photography
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Try not to argue online with anyone who has been expertly and systematically brainwashed. You know, all Americans.