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  @uglyboy what interesting and exciting novel malware have you shotgunned out for everyone to try? Does it pose a sufficiently intriguing intellectual challenge to get rid of that it is worth infecting oneself, just for shits and giggles? Maybe I could interest you on my exclusive 10 week course on social engineering, the fees are very reasonable. Think of it as an investment in your future...

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  Of recent my swearing vocabulary seems to have been limiting itself to (apart from the obvious two) the triumviate of "balls, bastards bollocks", and while I DO enjoy alliteration, I am concerned my swear muscles may become atrophied, so to counter this, would anyone care to remind me of some of the choicer Anglo-Saxon, coinages, or indeed introduce me to some pithy new words or phases in any language? Hang on, is Roger's Profanesarus online? #thekingsenglish #vocabula...

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  Random thoughts pt 94. How come something that smells so intriguingly reminiscent of vomit taste so exquisitely delicious? I am talking of course of Blacksticks Blue cheese... #foodanddrink #cheese #nocheesenofun #cheeseislife #freetherainbow

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  Reglistening to Quadrophenia, and two thoughts: how prescient (particularlyThe Punk and the Godfather), and, I don't need to write a Grand Opus detailing my life, its already bin dun! #thewho #quadrophenia #lifemimicsart #artmimicslife #music #classicrock #heavyrock

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  I'm with Wonko the Sane in H2G2, just looked up clothes drying racks on Amazon, the most highly recommended is an entirely reasonable £193 for a hand made jobby shipped from Italy. FFS!! #costofliving #H2G2 #isitjustme #deathofcapitalism #ijustgetthesehedaches #mentalhelth

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  Not withstanding the imminent collapse of AI company's stock prices, I just happened to glance at the current price of my graphics card (AMD RX 9060 XT), and let's just say I'm glad I had the foresight to endure the fleeting pain and purchase when I did (turn of the year), rather than now! Heheheh. Now let's hope I don't fry it... #AI #terminator #RAMCOSTS #deathofcapitalism #riseofthemachinea

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  @johntinker I was gonna call you a massive weirdo for following such an entity as myself, but then I looked at your profile and decided to be a little more respectful! Yours, ever humbled, &c, &c , destravi

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  Q. Wot banging chunes are de yoof of today listening to these days? I need to refresh my somewhat jaded aural palette (preferably with something with a downright dirty bass line...). ALL GENRES CONSIDERED Answers on a postcard to ^^ #music #edm

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  I would like to reiterate that I have alway held the opinion that Russell Brand is an ill mannered, obnoxious git... #smashthepatriarchy #UKnews #RapeyMcRapeFace

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  With the news that good 'ole President Zelensky received honouary military reception, it brings a tear to my eye at the thought that no-one does pomp and circumstance like us Brits, although I fancy he may have preferred more honourable allies (hem hem, USA), a functioning Starlink connection (hem hem Elon) and some early warning intelligence of ballistic missile attacks (hem hem Mr Bloody FBI director, who is currently in Moscow...). #WarInUktaine #downwithRussia #DeathToTheUSGovernm...

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  Much as I have a bit of a soft spot for the current pope, it strikes me that those praying for a speedy recovery rather instead donate to Cancer Research. While there is something to be said for the power of positive thinking in recovery from all sorts of illness, as Tim Minchin once said, alternative medicine that works, is called MEDICINE!! #thepope #powerofprayer #cancertesearch #alternativemedicine

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  I am growing more and more certain that these are the "Interesting Times" the proverb speaks of... #chineseproverbs #interestingtimes #thepresent #thepast #thefuture #thereisnofuture

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  At the risk of being prosecuted and banned, can I please sincerely request that someone kill The Turd, preferably in a cruel and unusual manner, and if there is additional humiliation, so much the better! If feel this noble act will make the world a significantly safer and better place to reside. #deathtotrump #KillTrump #86Trump #trumpmustdie #desthtothepresident #endtrump #destroytrump

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  Just heard an investor on Today say we shouldn't have a windfall tax on oil companies because it would deter investment in them. Isn't this exactly what we want, if it is a given that you are not a climate denier? WIN/WIN?! #climatechange #windfalltax #ea5therich #BPprofits #energy #environment

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  What do you do with your arms when you lie down to rest? Why are they always in the way? Shouldn't we have evolved or invented detachable ones by now? Com'on, boffins, what do we pay you for, stop making new methods of treating pets for depression and do something useful! #body #health #mindfulness #science #funny