Spooooky Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
<p>Partner, <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/Veteran" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Veteran</span></a>, puppy parent. I like lots of nerdy stuff, mostly indie games and <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/Linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Linux</span></a>. Oh, and science. And <a href="https://retro.pizza/tags/ttrpgs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ttrpgs</span></a>. And… look, the Owlbear is a nerd, alright?</p><p>Also, I'm an Owlbear. </p><p>My profile picture is a character from a (modded) Starbound game - a pixel art character with goggles on her head.</p><p>Follow me for game recommendations, weird short fiction, mediocre poetry, and poor proofreading!</p><p>I swear often. I also try to stay positive.</p>
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Good morning Fediverse. Hope you&#39;re all doing good and feeling well.
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RE: https://mas.to/@owlsintowels/117512489766674056 OWL!!
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Eventually Robyn and Linna woke up as well. They began working on their bonds. I guess a tiny frog girl and an almost as small halfling seemed less... I dunno, threatening than an owbear and a gnome fully dressed out as an alchemist. Which… Fine. I can&#39;t really say that on a typical day, the Jester would have been wrong. Pai generally only needs a few fingers free to cause destruction and I&#39;m, well, a veteran owlbear champion. We&#39;re fucking terrifying. The thing is, tho...
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RE: https://mas.to/@owlsintowels/117517833190239240 OWL!!
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Good morning, fedifam. How is everyone today? Feeling well? Doing good? Excellent. Don&#39;t forget to be excellent!
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It sucks, fam. I am *so very tired* of trying to filter AI generated crap out of what I&#39;m doing and/or consuming. I&#39;m doing my best here, but there&#39;s only so much I can do. We just have to do our best. (in case anyone is wondering what prompted this, I saw a project that was building off of Chimera Linux - famously a No-AI distro - that had Claude generated code in its github but never mentioned using it in its website or about pages. So, basically, they were doing an e...
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So… I liked this so I&#39;m self promoting. Which I don&#39;t generally do. https://retro.pizza/@cocaine_owlbear/117515964168870693
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My partner gets me. OWL!!! Oh, also, hey @owlsintowels - this is for you!
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RE: https://mas.to/@owlsintowels/117523826483034910 OWL!!
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Taking this one kinda personally. https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2026/10/22/the-pentagon-wants-ketamine-wafers-as-a-battlefield-medicine-option/
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I might have said this before, but whoever invented putting loud ass speakers on motorcycles can eat my entire asshole with ketchup. And if you blast your music or drive your glass pak hog through a residential neighborhood, you can fuck yourself with a napalm covered chainsaw. Go get tinnitus somewhere it&#39;s not bothering me, you sociopathic shitbag fuck.
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Okay, the Owlbear is officially too tired to think. It is very much sleepy time. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, play indie games. Or don&#39;t. The Owlbear isn&#39;t the boss of you. The Owlbear is too tired to be the boss of anybody right now. 🥱😴😴
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RIP Patrick Stewart. Boldly going where no one has gone before. He was a truly good person, and I miss him already.
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voted for everything but The Visitor because even riffing can't make that obstuse waste of a Lance Henrickson entertaining. Seriously, that one wins and I'm taking the week off. Temu "The Omen" is not worth it. #Monsterdon @Taweret@timeloop.cafe https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/117508318637487162
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And so they fucked off into ambiguity. What happened to Cheney and what's his nuts? Who cares - the movie didn't! Anyway thanks for making it fun tonight, fam. Hope anyone staying up for it has fun with Theater of Blood - it's a blast. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, summon elder gods. Goodnight, fedifriends. Sweet dreams when you get there. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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It's a good thing they went with the asbestos Price. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Holy fuck, he actually went back for him. Didn't see that coming. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Holy shit, are the tapestries woven from napalm? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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I tell you what, if your kink is people descending stairs, this movie is for you. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Elisha got Cooked. (Was that in bad taste?) #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Hey there Elisha… #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Exit Ezra, stage left. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Ewww… #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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"I'll fetch the receipts…" "That's not necessary, we're in a hurry." "It'll only take a moment, sir." Well, you van fuckin' bill me then, you creepy-ass butthole. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Why did those rats sound like the house sparrows that nest in my eaves? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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He looks like he's using fireplace ashes for face powder. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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I gotta give credit where it's due. Lon Cheney is creepy as fuck in this movie. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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Chekhov's Cliff #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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In case you're wondering why this bears no resemblance whatsoever to the six stanza poem that supposedly inspired it, that's because it's actually based on the HP Lovecraft story The Case of Charles Dexter Ward. The title is basically all Poe contributed to this one. Which begs the question… Why call it The Haunted Palace? Fuck if I know. Ask Coreman. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace
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"One becomes accustomed to the darkness here" Yeah, well the film in the camera doesn't. Turn on some lights. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace