paul
amiserabilist@beige.party
<p>back up at <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mendeddrum.org/@amiserabilist" class="u-url mention">@<span>amiserabilist</span></a></span></p><p>Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number<br />Header: plague island</p><p>What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.<br />What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.</p><p>gen x<br />amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈<br />he/him<br />probably on the spectrum.</p><p>if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.<br />it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>memes</span></a></p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>comics</span></a></p><p><a href="https:/
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The day it makes sense to post this picture is the day you cannot post it https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1xek1j4/comment/19rlnsdu7qp40/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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&quot;...Starlink is a civilian communications system. And SpaceX is responsible for its civilian use. Standard Starlink terminals currently have a default speed limit of 22 m/s. To enable flight at speeds above 22 m/s, Ukraine signed contracts for Starshield, which is overseen by the Pentagon. This is already a military system, with Starlink terminals that offer greater functionality, although the accounts are considerably more expensive. And it was the Pentagon that did two things in a s...
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Former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson sentenced to 15 years for child sexual offences https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/15/jeffrey-donaldson-sentenced-to-15-years-for-child-sexual-offences it is illegal in Northern Ireland not to report a &quot;relevant offence&quot; (which includes most criminal offences against children) to the police. https://learning.nspcc.org.uk/child-protection-system/northern-ireland The jury in the four-week trial found that Donaldson’s wife, Eleanor...
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@glasspusher@beige.party @Kierkegaanks@beige.party During WW1 and the introduction of the new British army helmet reported injuries went up by something like 5000%. 🪖 The Army was furious, and spent weeks going over the statistics before calling in the designer and engineer and asked what sort of incompetent and catastrophic design could possibly be causing all these injuries. It was explained to them that every soldier injured while wearing the new helmet would have previously died if weari...
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@Kierkegaanks@beige.party @HadasWeiss@mastodon.social
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@Alice@beige.party
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@MAJ1@beige.party cr: @JamesMelville
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party https://lemmy.world/post/52401615
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party @Shivviness@beige.party https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/330wvs/meaning_of_most_common_slang_word_for_penis_in/#lightbox
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Big Tech is reportedly scouting Argentina's Patagonia for new "mega data centers," drawn by its cool temperatures & vast stretches of undeveloped land. I’m sick of pretending these men aren’t mentally ill. Every last one of them should be in Arkham Asylum https://lemmy.world/post/51822102
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@mothninja@beige.party
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@Alice@beige.party like a glove. thought the bun was a bacon crisp at first. they are delicious. https://www.reddit.com/r/crisps/comments/1rhch3x/these_are_the_best_bacon_flavoured_crisps/
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i can feel this video. my friend could do it, i never had the guts. i miss play parks.
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The only vegetable the FDA has yet to recall. moscow mitch. https://lemmy.world/post/51264044?scrollToComments=true
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me after not getting a notification after witty post.
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"Wait - you mean to tell me the guy who dodged the draft 5 times, skipped a WWI cemetery because of rain, hid in a bunker during BLM protests is the same guy who snuck off Air Force One in a catering truck? I’m fucking shocked I tell you - SHOCKED!!" cr: @AntiTrumpCanada
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i was trying to work out how he got through the wall, as i did not think there was enough room to build up that speed. i forgot about this road: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Denburn+Car+Park/@57.1480778,-2.1085192,3a,75y,65.01h,78.8t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.clients6.google.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D11.197488105784302%26panoid%3DIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg%26yaw%3D65.00973818946814!7...
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@mrose@universeodon.com @exchgr@mastodon.world The market can be irrational longer than we can be solvent.
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Trump should be happy. His approval numbers are hovering in the teens. cr: @thefungi669@bird.makeup
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men will invent new fields of mathematics before going to therapy https://lemmy.world/post/50206401/25093461
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"I genuinely miss internet forums. Before everything got turned into feeds and algorithms, you could just hang out in these weird little online corners with people who actually cared about the same obscure stuff you did. It wasn't about followers or going viral. It was just connection, arguments, inside jokes, and long rambling threads that somehow made you feel like you belonged somewhere." https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1koz7pi/comment/mstwnqj/?utm_source=share&...
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we got lost looking for the ship, but ended up somewhere better. @Shelfie@beige.party
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@Aleums@timeloop.cafe
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"Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You Can't Fuck Off Past Here. ' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever."
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@punissuer@universeodon.com
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The Tate brothers are REAL QUIET after seeing this. Also bc they’re in solitary confinement. https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1v6pmq3/comment/ozsb0as/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button