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  “Okay fine,” I sez to her, “I’ll buy you a drink. But you’ll have to supply your own roofies.”

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  BOPPITY BOOPY

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  Tomorrow is world stroke awareness day so make sure to double check how many strokes your buddies are taking on the back nine.

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  Psychopathy is a word grown-ups sometimes use to describe a person whose brain works differently when it comes to caring about other people's feelings. Most people feel bad when they hurt someone. If you make your friend cry, you might feel sad or sorry because you know your friend is hurting. That feeling is called empathy. A person with psychopathic traits may not feel very much empathy. They can understand that someone else is sad, frightened, or hurt, but they might not care very m...

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  I keep these in one of my kitchen drawers because everyone needs a kitchen drawer that they can’t seem to open

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  Found an old Bucket List I wrote in the 1980s. Turns out I’ve accomplished 9/10th of it. Here is the list 1. Ride a real two-wheeler ✅ 2. Stay up all night watching TV one time ✅ 3. Smoke a cigarette (non-candy)✅ 4. Get a cool scar ✅ 5. Eat 10 pieces of gum at 1 time ✅ 6. Shoulder a musket ✅ 7. Go to a foreign country or Canada ✅ 8. Get an interesting disease of some type ✅ 9. Kiss a pretty girl ✅ 10. Save $25 (pending)

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  My sins I confess before The Lord, And faithful is He to forgive. His grace doth abound more than the oceans, Yea, more than the seven seas. Like the waves overflow the sands of the shore, So doth His grace wash o’er me. The Lord doth shoulder my burdens, As the woodsman doth convey the oak, For mighty is His forbearance. Strength and mercy are His To bestow on those who believeth on Him; He doth make light my load. The Lord doth bestow on me good gifts. Peace and joy, strength and fearlessn...

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  There’s an episode of SpongeBob where Plankton traps SpongeBob and offers him a stack of index cards with ingredients listed on them. Plankton suggests to SpongeBob that he take the stack of ingredient cards and assemble them into “anything he wants,” hoping SpongeBob will reveal the secret Krabby Patty formula. SpongeBob picks them up and arranges them into a three-dimensional baby grand piano and makes pretend of being a pianist. When you hand someone a stack of ingredients, you really nev...

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  https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Matthew-3-13_4-11/

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  We hear that you can’t be racist against Whites because Whites have the power. I would say this is diametrically incorrect. I would say, rather, that it is permissible to express any manner of blood libel against Whites only because they do not have power. Any time we hear race-based genocidal language, it is aimed at Whites, and precisely because we are politically powerless.

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  And jeeps are a conspiracy to sell more rubber duckies

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  Evergreen

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  When a woman proudly announces that she owns her own home, I find it to be insulting and humiliating and naive. Creating the conditions of safety necessary for a complex society requires unbelievable amounts of violence. Taming the wilderness, fighting other tribes, policing. Men do almost all of this. Producing the raw materials necessary - through mining and smelting and logging - requires unbelievably healthy, hearty and strong people. Again, men. Maintaining infrastructure - garbage co...

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  Humanize babies.