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  actually feel like im going mad reality feels like a black cave with a sealed entrance.

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  I think I get why monks do vows of silence. Spiritual retreats are essentially a religious mental health remedy. Being silent stops you from vomiting out more insanity and causing a psychic ripple that unravels the people around you, a very important thing to maintain when everyone is just trying to find themself.

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  They say your early ending was so wrong. For the most part they're right but look at how they got strong. That's why I say hey man I'M A PEANUT BAR AND IM HERE TO SAY, YOUR CHECKS WILL ARRIVE ON ANOTHER DAY!

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  You know what sometimes I suspect the Epstein class is trying to manifest the apocalypse on purpose because they'll survive it and the poor people won't.

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  [shrinking voice, crunching body sounds] "I didn't mean to call you a corn cob jack..."

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  I always wanna fuckin' reply I'm sorry this is what passes for interaction for me. Yeah I know that's sad, no dont pull out the tiny violin you cant even hold the bow right.

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  Omelas Jr.!? No, walk from that place over to *that* place... SUPER Omelas Jr.!?

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  Sleept while the sun was down, awoke when it was up. That's a success in my opinion

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  My buddy Mitch, he acted like a bitch My buddy Mitch, he acted like a bitch He won't get up, I wonder what's the sitch? Must be so tired, from being such a bitch

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  I don't wanna get shitting and farting disease for a month. I don't wanna get shitting and farting disease for a month

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  Iron Lung but also you gotta pee the entire time

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  🎵 I wish I could have met you...🎵 🎵 Now it's a little late🎵

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  If sadness is a stomach ache for your heart (proverbial), then is crying your heart having a hurl?

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  Dyson sphere? More like Why, son? Sphere. Just figure out some fusion.

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  Welcome to the Depression Nest, how sad are ya?

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  "I... Think she's in a foogoo state." "Yeah she's..." [makes a face and stares]

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  Oh fuck she's washing my mouth

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  Ted: I sent you this bomb because I hate technology. Recipient: And yet you use technology to make bombs. Curious! I am very in

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  ... Jasmine did you close your fuckin' eyes? ... Your eyes were closed! Oh it was a blink, it was a long fuckin' blink- What did I tell you, Jasmine? I asked one fucking thing of you.

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  @annaghughes@mastodon.online how can someone be such a boy and yet so lorge?