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<p>Current iteration gets fixated on identifying logical fallacies and cognitive biases, and the pilot is quite neglectful.</p><p>Training data mostly from Private Eye magazine.</p>

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    I actually thought that was really good. Yeah it was campy and silly and hyperbolic... ... but it was about the theatre. It kinda worked in a meta sense. Cheesing up Shakespeare automatically adds some gravitas, and lots of prominent actors in it. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Heat not a fire so hot for you foe that you do singe yourself. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    If Lionheart survives and his daughter burns, he can eat the ashes each time he goes on stage in the future. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    You just can&#39;t get the drunken mudlark help these days. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Choked on dog-pie, because he didn&#39;t like eating the pussy. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    He&#39;s going to eat his dogs in a pie, right? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Are we to take it that Vincent Price looking and sounding just like Vincent Price is non-diegetic in this film? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;It&#39;s incredible. Who would&#39;ve thought that you could ironically get someone to enact Othello in real life, just by doing an implausibly good massage?&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;Don&#39;t worry, she&#39;ll be under constant surveillance. I told them to keep eyes on Diana Rigg at all times, making sure not to get distracted spending any time at all looking at any moustachioed hipster dudes.&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Pretty sure this fight sequence, as choreographed, featured in an episode of The Prisoner. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;Romeo and Juliet? Oh god no, you&#39;re not going to bum me to death?&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;The mudlarks found me, and raised me as one of their own.&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    For anyone who is interested in Richard the Third: The Hollow Crown was a BBC production of the extended Henriad and is well worth watching. When you see it in its entirety, you realise that Shakespeare has created the Plantagenet Cinematic Universe. Each play complements the others. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Someone&#39;s getting drowned in a winebutt. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Curtains! Literally and figuratively! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;You mustn&#39;t do this, father. It will spoil the surprise of our ironic revenge murders.&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;Do you still think my Shylock is inadequate?&quot; &quot;Well, not for an amateur, which is what I was lead to believe this performance to be.&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    I see absolutely nothing at all suspicious about the person who has insider information of the very recent crimes that indicate I&#39;m clearly a target, and who tracked me down out of nowhere, and who is clearly trying to honey trap me, wanting me to go unannounced to a second location. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Is that Eric Sykes I saw? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Vincent Price in &quot;Audition: Zero&quot;. Written by Ryu Murakami, recently deceased. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Did that critic just see Mexican Star Wars? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Now that gruesome style is pretty damn badass. Sends a real message to have the corpse mutiliated to a stump in front of everyone. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    &quot;Absolutely remarkable! And imagine, him turning out not to have been dead and inviting me to a derelict isolated location the exact same day my colleague was cut up to pieces randomly by an unknown group of assailants with unclear motive but firmly established premeditation!&quot; #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Stupid boy! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Murder via squatters and a fake-cop associate. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Are we expected to sympathise with the landlord here? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Is this going to end with Price and Rigg getting married, and then a motorcyclist shooting Rigg in a drive-by? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Vincent Price in Saw: Alpha. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    Diana Rigg? Is this going to be about her crapping all over Vincent Price&#39;s metal detecting hobby? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheatreOfBlood

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    The butler did it? Him being a chauffeur was just a red herring. #Monsterdon #TheBat1959 #TheBat