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  Aflac Duck confirmed to have game Gilbert Gottfried over a BlueSky bot post by JAV Titles. He is implied to say the title of the JAV, “I Ordered A Call Girl And She Was So Sensual That She Started Squirting All Over My Room And Soaked Everything, So I Got Mad And She Let Me Fuck Her, But She Enjoyed It So Much She Just Kept Cumming! And Then We Were Just Fucking And Squirting Everywhere And It Was All A Complete Mess!”

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  “Your laser printer, which doesn’t use ink, will nag you about buying ink” is a wild sentence. You must use Windows and bought an HP laser jet, cause I don’t have that problem. Linux + that Brother laser printer everyone has = tech that isn’t garbage.

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  I’ll echo what some others said about Portal, but here’s a handful of games that I’ve enjoyed for their comedic value: What the Golf is pretty funny if you like/hate mini golf. Many of the LEGO games have some good humor: Star Wars is my favorite, but LEGO City Undercover was fantastic, too. Borderlands 2 has some great comedy, with The Pre-Sequel as a decent runner up. The Yakuza games are fantastic; I recommend Yakuza Kiwami for a low-cost entry that allows you to dip your toes in and get...

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  Bob Jovi, either _Wanted Dead or Alive_ or _Livin’ on a Prayer_. I like those but I think I prefer _Runaway_ or _It’s My Life_ myself.