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PinkNigel

PinkNigel@cupoftea.social

<p>Used to be fit and very active, now I don’t. Gee, thanks long Covid.<br />Collector of tattoos, board games and shiny things. Player of walking cricket.<br />LGBTQIA+ ally (f*ck the TERFs), green lefty pacifist.</p>

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    @TheVoidTLMB lolz at just spotting “cross country skiving”, which is the perfect description for what happened when my school PE teachers sent us out to run round the streets on a route that happened to pass my parents’ house… #addaletterruinasport

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    Prole vault #addaletterruinasport

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    Discuss (with due credit to Mickey Flanagan for paraphrasing his “Unlikely Exam Questions” gag from Mock the Week) #addaletterruinasport

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    Blobsleigh. Sponsored by [insert name of popular feminine hygiene product here] Boobsleigh. This is your reminder to self-exam. #addaletterruinasport

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    PowerBorat racing. #addaletterruinasport

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    In the gymnastics now, the pommel hoarse and parallel barns* #addaletterruinasport * not to be confused with farm wrestling, which is plainly different.

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    Joy has taken to sitting on my lap in the morning while I point my face at this rectangle and wait for my brew to cool. I had reached the point of wondering how she might be persuaded to move so I could maybe do my job when she left of her own accord. To be immediately replaced by Grace and Odin. Good job I’m on a flexible part-time contract. #catsofmastodon

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    Doesn’t need to be an “awareness” month to make posting this timely. Boys should follow the link too, it’s rarer but not impossible. https://breastcancernow.org/about-breast-cancer/touch-look-check?utm_source=google&amp;amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;amp;utm_campaign=tlc&amp;amp;utm_content=self_checks&amp;amp;gad_source=1&amp;amp;gad_campaignid=24257999507&amp;amp;gbraid=0AAAAADBP5dub4GHTRFxmVxFrhBAo0-Wq-&amp;amp;gclid=CjwKCAjwirLWBhBBEiwAlItbEpZyt4kMWt8dFwGgFJ4G-ncDeefK2Ux1fClmLqBY7J_5hsjKJXedkRoCjXk...

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    Today’s random coinage while playing the NYTs Spelling Bee - “Pornado”. Possible definitions are pretty obvious, but my thinking is that it refers to the internet in the mid-90s to early 2000s, when it only took a couple of injudicious or accidental clicks to unleash a pornado across your device. #NYTimes #nytGames #spellingbee

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/117338799895426394 I have exactly zero understanding of the mindset where this is apparently OK. I do recognise it’s happening though, and for that I apologise on behalf of the penis wearers among us who get that it’s *never* going to be acceptable.

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    @fesshole@mastodon.social bare/bear is probably my favourite homophone. If only because of the deliberate misinterpretation (“mis” at least as far as the writer goes) of “bare with me”.