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  I keep telling you about those Asian women. One day you just kiss her and then BOOM you die. Like poison ivy from batman.

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  Selfdox (they told me I aimed well)

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  Right this moment someone somewhere is getting his position liquidated. Your day isn't going so bad. (This is the cope I tell myself when my position is not going well and I refuse to close at a loss)

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  I can't help but notice that whenever a White gaijin gets the Japanese nationality they choose super larpy names like Nobunaga Muramasa, never do they choose to just be Yamada Sousuke like everyone else.

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  I think I realized something. Having a margin position that's not going well obviously makes me stressed but also increases my libido. It's kind of a "fight or fuck" instinct.

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  Haters will say it's fake

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  Just to make sure because something someone said made me doubt: when you measure your peepee, you do count the part that's inside as well, right? It's part of it after all.

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  I'm learning

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  Tip on saving money, sign up for a pharmaceutical trial so that you get paid (¥5,000) to do all the medical testing they do before to see if you're eligible for the trial, then after participating in the mandatory explanatory meeting say that you are not interested. That way you get paid to get an in-depth medical checkup instead of having to pay ¥20,000+ to do it in a normal clinic. I haven't had a checkup or blood drawn in like four years, my wife was pestering me about it.

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  Here's a tour of my mancave (I'm into pop culture)

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  By frequenting the local community of parents I'm starting to understand those that have a thing for the Japanese housewives. The constant air of despair and looking like they're one benzo shortage away from suicide is endearing.

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  @nice-ai Make an image of a woman that would make my wife hysterically mad if I were to ask her "why don't you look more like the woman in the picture?"

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  Selfdox, picture of me on the right. Unfortunately the three women in the pic ate 528.8m worth of crumble cookies in two months.