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  #monsterdon I made a Vincent Price design for this month, if you are so inclined https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon On many garments and accessories!

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  #monsterdon so all those mutated children, what was their deal. They were drawn to Curwin but then wandered off at the ringing of a church bell?

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  #monsterdon lmao the Poe ending, fuck off

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  #monsterdon we Old Bay? Oh sorry, the deep ones made me think about seafood

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  #monsterdon maybe don't do too many lingering shots in front of the blackwashed stucco with stone lines scratched into it

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  #monsterdon ambushing a guy to throw oil and a match on him is kind of anticlimactic in the scheme of gothic horrors

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  #monsterdon wait, I thought these were descendants of the villagers. But are the original villagers cursed to be immortal?

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  #monsterdon you've changed, Charles. You're wearing so much olive green pancake makeup, Charles

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  #monsterdon all red candles, eh? Seems a little bit cursed already

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  #monsterdon so uh, in colonial America, how does this guy have a gigantic stone castle/mansion?

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  #monsterdon the bitch girl?! Ohhhh, the VVitch girl

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  #monsterdon "Edgar Allan Poe's The Haunted Palace"? Does Edgar know they're trying to pin this on him

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  Hey #Monsterdon! I made you a design If you go to my shop https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/ you'll see 3 options: color, black, or white. I hope you like them! ✨

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  #monsterdon I made a Vincent Price design for you this year, if you haven't seen it https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

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  #monsterdon Rah-behhhhrt, give us a kiss

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  #monsterdon we're taking the seats out of your car, Morgan! Morgan, I smashed the windshield. We're going to short-sheet your bed, Morgan

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  #monsterdon September 5th! We just missed The Last Man on Earth Day

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  #monsterdon he lathes his own carrots for when he pretends the farmer's market is still around

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  #monsterdon oh great I have to push all these drunks off my car!

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  #monsterdon this daughter stuff might almost be touching if she wasn't dubbed by what sounds like an adult woman

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  #monsterdon so The Bat had knife claws only on his left (nondominant?) hand, and when he needed to cut glass or unlatch a window or sever wires, he just used tools. And his goal was to open a safe. Why the knife claws?

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  #monsterdon maybe it's the real estate guy No, he's dead How about the unethical banker who married his secretary No, he's in jail for some reason? It's Vincent Price then No, he's dead too Then it's gotta be the main cop Um, uhhhhhh So it IS the cop What about Warner, he's pretty suspicious huh?!?! Definitely the cop It was the cop. Aren't you *shocked* No THE END

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  #monsterdon look, you can't just have Agnes Moorhead barrel the camera and tell me it was a very clever plan. I'm not that suggestible

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  #monsterdon Warner looks so much like a Will Forte character lol

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  #monsterdon I'm genuinely excited, to be disappointed, when the reveal is a huge letdown. It has to be

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  #monsterdon is her name Cornelia van Goiter?

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  #monsterdon boy, Dale sure is having fun transcribing this crime speculation about her friend who got murdered!

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  #monsterdon starting to seem like The Bat doesn't have to use a glasscutter at all, he could just ring the bell and someone would let him in

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  #monsterdon wow! A secret empty closet!! What a fantastical mystery this is turning out to be

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  #monsterdon CAYSH