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  He’s replacing the saltpeter in the chow halls in basic with viagra dust. Apparently he’s personally “taste testing” each man’s “spermial voracity” and rating them for “call me later” or " hey babe - my office - right now - that’s an order soldier".

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  I have considered I don’t even know what I stated - it was removed. So, sure, whatever you say Jethro.

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  Time for a different internet then. Another one. Or two.

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  Step it up ladies. You're slacking.

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  No doctor... we were supposed to remove his appendix - not cut off his balls and dance around with them on a stick while drinking from a beer hard hat. : /

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  It didn't mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging. What about those things? Are those okay?

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  That's called "mislabeling"... or 'bait and switch'.