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  I'm trying to give myself practice assignments of the things we've learned in class (yeah i guess i'm that student) which is analysing 19th century texts, so I figured I'd start by cracking open my favourite: Moby Dick. Of course that means I have to try to analyse the motives and meanings behind Moby Dick besides being horny for the sea

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  it's finally fucking autumnal, thank christ, fucking hell i was about to lose it is2g

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  I appreciate that you, as a tattoo artist, want to make your flash sheet cute, but I, as a tattoo hopeful, cannot make head or tails of what the design actually is

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  Refrigerate after opening... i'm sick to death of refrigerate after opening!!

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  🌳☺️ 🌱😇 🔪🤔 ⛰️🤗 ... 🌕🙂 .... ❌️🏛🛑🚨🚁🛸🛰🚀☄️📢⚖️🗿🪦🚫❌️

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  Finally found a use for that ol' horse head that's been lyin' around for ages gathering dust!

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  i wish i could melt like wax from the shoulders up

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  Trying not to take Sam Campbell's loss as a personal attack and failing

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  :rainbowL: Did You Know? :rainbowR: All landlords are scum ✨️

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  Radicalized by the act of existing without inherited wealth

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  > need anything from the shop? > oh yeah, I've actually been needing... well, you know how if a dinosaur were a necromancer? > oh yeah yeah i gotchu. do u want the regular size or > six feet? > six feet yeah

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  The alarm bells that went off in my head when I read this in a Robert Louis Stevenson novel

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  What idiot named the duo Simon & Garfunkel and not Paul Art: Mall Cop 2

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  Had this tender spot on my temple and was like "damn must be one of those deep-rooted pimples you can't see" Forgot that in the middle of the night I managed to eat shit while in the safe confines of my bed by bashing my head against the end table while rolling over

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  I ain't sayin she a woim digger

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  Stop saying "bone dry" bones are wet they're always wet they've got your goop on them always until you die and then for a long time after that and then you put them in a soup and they're wet again and

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  What's the most extreme gap between an artist's best and worst album that you know? I'm listening to Mardi Gras by CCR right now and it's gotta be a top conteder

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  hell is putting a bra on at 7:30 in the morning to be available for an appointment with someone who had an entire five hour window to hit and couldn't even do that

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  Sure Ryan Gosling's pretty good at acting but imo he peaked at making somber/spooky ghost music https://youtu.be/WfRMjiVoaQ8

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  once my mycelium network finds out about this it's over for you losers

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  "Everything is idealised on social media" not true. I regularly have mental breakdowns on the tl, get on my level babes 💅💁🤳

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  People only ever say "it's like a Hitchcock film" when there's a lot of birds around, but not when someone is being a nosy neighbor or is really dizzy

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  Returned to the scene of the crime after SLURPING my SOUP 😤😤😤

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  (Sean Connery voice) We named the *horse* Jortsiana