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  PSA: if you’re using an old phone for something like a radio in the garage, you might wanna check on it. I had an old iPhone in an old radio that played from 30-pin iPhones. It was plugged in, charging all the time. Today it wouldn’t work when I hit play. I climbed up on the shelf, pulled the iPhone out. That thing had swelled up so much the screen broke off and the case was cracked. Shit was about to blow. Now I have a potential bomb to dispose of.

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  It is the year of our dark lord 2026. There is absofuckinglutely zero reason why I should be able to hear your vehicle of choice from a mile away. None. Zilch. Nada. You’re just an asshole.

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  Musk really is stupid enough to not realize what he is doing with Starlink, could easily make him a high-value and active military target.

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  After a device reaches EOL status, the manufacturer should be compelled to unlock and make available for alternative operating systems.

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  Everything that exists does not need a monetization strategy.

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  Hey gang, watch this trailer.

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  Wondering where all the money for healthcare, libraries, education, public housing is going? Don’t we all know. Decapitate the rich.

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  My problem with being happy is that when I TRULY am, that's precisely when everything explodes

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  My question is: Is this Ro Khanna (circled) and if so, why THE FUCK is he at cocaine bear’s wedding?

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  Steps to make a song popular with millennials: 1. Jangle, preferably acoustic 2. Stomps and claps 3. Reverb

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  Listening to my kid totally bad mouth students using AI. “Their brains are mush and I’m going to use that to my advantage.” Go kid.

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  People keep asking if we’ve hit rock-bottom yet, and that’s the problem. Most Americans have truly no concept of what actual rock-bottom looks like, our privilege prevents that.

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  How to leave Spotify: Step 1. Delete your account. There, was that so hard?

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  The thing is, AI in its current state, is little more than an alpha release stage. It makes grand mistakes, is wildly inefficient, and not even close to beta yet. To charge full-steam ahead with complete datacenter buildout around an alpha level product is ludicrous. This is not about productivity gains or quality product - It’s about market dominance. Who can outlast everyone else. And WE, you and me, are paying dearly for subsidizing this insanity.

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  I’m curious: Do you own or work at a small business? (Boost for reach)

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  @flexghost@mastodon.social

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  It's an Emergency! when the CHiPs are down. #TVShowProverbs #HashTagGames

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  Maybe we could crowd-source $100k per month for trump to shut the fuck up

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  Absolutely nothing will get better until we run the “conservative” shit heads outa town on a rail. They’re a cancerous boil on the ass of humanity.

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  How about we start a non-profit company which monitors public movements of police and elected officials for every city?

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  So how long until robots taxis check with the authorities to see if riders have warrants and take them directly to the pigs?

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  Wheelin’ This Guy #CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

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  Rand Paul’s neighbor needs to beat the shit out of that motherfucker again.

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  The ONLY reason the director of the FBI would need to go to Moscow is so he could conspire against the American people.

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  Why yes, Mr late 90s 5.0 mustang, you very well could smoke me on the straight-away, but I will pass you later as you burn out all your oil around those sloppy-ass rings you’re running. James Bond is envious of your smoke screen. And Christ all-mighty, your shit is super fucking loud for literally going nowhere. You’re proud of this shit?

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  Over-promise, never-deliver

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  Pete Hegseth only knows of one vowel