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  I am curious as to why there are not purses that adequately illuminate the interior when they are opened, like a in a refrigerator.

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  Last week I learned of some birds called Honey Buzzards. They are a bit like Honey Badgers, except they dine on Murder Hornets.

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  The ambulance came to the Summerglen Public Library polling location twice while we were waiting to vote. It turns out that that over 100 early voting locations in Tarrant County were ordered closed by Republicans attempting to make it harder for people to vote. https://www.propublica.org/article/tarrant-county-texas-polling-sites-early-voting-cuts.

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  Who did this?

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  Remember when MAGA lost its mind when NPR tweeted the text of the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, 2017? https://www.salon.com/2017/07/05/nprs-declaration-of-independence-tweetstorm-angered-some-trump-supporters/

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  I'm surprised that Trump isn't trying to resurrect Osama bin Laden since Obama had him killed.

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  @SamUpstate@hachyderm.io In the early 2000s, a columnist for the *Fort Worth Star Telegram* tried an experiment to see if he could go without driving for a month. This columnist lived in the Summerfields area, near where I've lived for the past 25 years. He chiefly worked at the Star Telegram HQ in downtown Fort Worth. 1/6

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  @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art @libraries@literature.cafe @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books@lemmy.world @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin@fedigroups.social And there is a library cat! It's a no-brainer.

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  Okay, it took years, and there were many contenders, but I think I found the single most stupid line of code in the application I maintain. If Me Is Nothing Then Exit Sub

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  When I get a ticket that says an exception was thrown on line 8,526 of a particular class*, I feel like marking it resolved with the explanation, "There's your problem right there!" * Not an exaggeration, and we have many classes this large. The largest "class" we have contains more text than *Harry Pottery and the Sorceror's Stone*.

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  I took the best boy ever Walter to the polls to vote for Hillary. He's since crossed the Rainbow Bridge. 😢 #dogsatpollingstations

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  Gentrified Foods * Lobster * Skirt Steak (aka fajita meat) * Ribs * Brisket * Chicken Wings * Beef bones

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  Challenge for haters of the metric system: Spend a day measuring things with an Imperial Units analog vernier caliper. Submit your answers out to 1/128th of inch and use least common denominator form.

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  Well I didn't have neighborhood barricaded gunman on my 2026 bingo card.

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  As said in the comments, this guy needs a monocle, and a top hat! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sc9lGWNMTbU

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  This is almost as hilarious as "Conrad Poohs and His Dancing Teeth".

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  Times for posting bond and being released for the Tarrant County Jail are between 8-48 hours according to Big Bubba's Bail Bonds.

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  Thanks for the information. I just wish it wasn't so damn depressing.

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  @ionafyfe Sadly, that is the Reason that the Larry Davis Wedding Experience became the Larry Davis iPod Experience.

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  If our planet had always been completely overcast with clouds, would Earthicans ever had any space programs? Would maritime traffic been restricted to being in sight of coastlines?

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  Adobe, I fucking hate you. Breaking my train of thought trying to tack down a difficult bug for this bullshit.