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  How the heck would anyone suspect Kermit doing that from the top of the Chrysler Building when he’s standing right there with Grover on the ground? I bet Kermit was standing right there with him when the piano fell. Kermit is not guilty of this crime.

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  Thought-terminating cliche. I just wanted to write those 3 words because I’m so proud it’s one of very few facts I have in my brain & is easily retrievable without any research or strain.

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  The FDA is gonna turn us all into hypervigilant food scientists.