0x575446 of the Fifth Column
0x575446@mastodon.social
<p>Emotional support human for an anxious cat. I have an extensive collection of scrap wire and copper fittings and I've never even done meth.</p>
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Non-exhaustive list of what expanding insulation is not: Caulking Paint Body Filler Wood Putty Anything Structural Pipe Sealant
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Mina the silvervine junkie scored today. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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Had a dream last night that I was making a pesto pizza topped with zucchini and yellow squash, neither of which I&#39;d considered as pizza toppings before, but... 🤔
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Waffle is scrounging for the last scraps on sunbeam before the season ends. #CatsOfMastodon
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One of the rare bright spots in my dad&#39;s dementia is that I can make his favorite cookies for his birthday and every other gift giving occasion, he&#39;s always delighted, and he always remarks that my grandmother used to make them.
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Happy National Black Cat Day, Wednesday! Drinks are on me, but there&#39;s no graceful way to do that. #CatsOfMastodon
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Pretty sure this means I&#39;ve spent $1000 on groceries since my last fill-up at the %1 &quot;loyalty&quot; rate on my grocery store fuel saver card. Granted, I don&#39;t drive much since I started working from home, but still... #Inflation
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The Blue Screen of Death implies the existence of The Red Screen of War, The Black Screen of Famine, and The White Screen of Pestilence. #windows
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Hey WIRED, why am I getting advance payment scam emails from an email address alias that only you should have?
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I can totally relate. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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Just spent almost an hour on hold with Continental Tire&#39;s rebate center to be told that all of their systems are down and all of their pending rebates just got auto-declined. The rep I talked to didn&#39;t say it was #AI, but I have very, very, strong suspicions...
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Just when I thought I was getting ahead on the tomatoes, the plants were all, &quot;TF you are.&quot;
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Mmmmm... jarred omelets. WTF, Home Depot?
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Mina's staying hydrated. She's insisted on using the same water glasses as everyone else since she came to live here. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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Porch cat has intensified her lobbying efforts toward getting promoted to indoor cat by sitting and staring at the back door. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
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Going to see how long I can type everything in MS Teams without using the letter &quot;i&quot; before anyone notices.
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Cat blinds. #caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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I know I shouldn&#39;t expect much from supermarket tomatoes, but FFS, they should not be crunchy.
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Am I doing this right?
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Finally got around to unpacking a box in the closet from the last time I moved and found some chocolate covered cherries. Best by June 8 2015 confirmed.
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Porch cat let me use the grooming glove that my inside cats hate, and wow did she need it. #catsofmastodon
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@simoncozens Waffle does that when birds are at the bird feeder.
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Thanks to grocery inflation, the 10 second rule is now the 13 second rule.
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The porch cat found out where I work. #catsofmastodon
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I wish I had a white flag to put out on the flagpole for confederacy surrender day. Maybe I&#39;ll order one for next year.
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Checker at PetSmart asked if I wanted a bag for the cat treats and then looked horrified when I said, &quot;No, I&#39;m going to eat them on the way home.&quot; No sense of humor.
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Oh wow, this is straight out of some hard science fiction.