2026-10-07 14:28 UTC
Picking yourself up off the floor while realizing that the pockets of your shorts line up perfectly with the doorknobs around the house.
I need new shorts and a doorknob. OW.
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@_slotek_@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 16:27
@jay@social.zerojay.com I have succumbed to this very same phenomenon but I remain defiant by continuing to wear cargo shorts. 😅