2026-09-17 02:19 UTC
a poacher killed one of the aquatic gorillas yesterday, deeply tragic, and we need you to place some wards in the hope of catching them in the act next time.
the gorillas are very smart and are likely to mistake you for a poacher, but don't worry, they're not the most dangerous thing in the lake.
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@ireneista@adhd.irenes.space 2026-09-17 02:22
a group of adventurers killed a dragon and carried off as much gold as they could. the mayor of the nearby city briefly celebrated them for this, to our office's distress, until the dragons sent their emissary backed by a full flock to express their distress. the gold they took has been returned, and they have been reprimanded, but it was only a small fraction of the hoard. in the spirit of peace and diplomacy, please track down the items of the hoard that nearby wildlife got into and scattered.