2026-09-24 18:48 UTC
3 years ago I had to wear a heart monitor for a bit. I was just being a goofball and taking selfies then I was like holy shit I have created a masterpiece.
#ThrowbackThursday
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@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club 2026-09-25 14:39
@chumblyface@mastodon.social Amazing. But I need to speak to you about your son. He keeps freaking out the other kids during recess, and I don't know how, but he managed to swap the apple juice with wine and now all the children are drunk.