2026-09-27 15:36 UTC
I am currently accepting applications for the position of nemesis.
Your expected duties will be:
-arriving at my evil lair whenever I have an evil scheme
-being trapped by whatever trap I have set up for you
-listening to my evil monologue
-escaping said trap after my monologue is complete
-foiling my evil schemes
-checking up on me when I haven't had an evil scheme in a while
-overall giving me a reason to continue by providing me with an enemy to overcome every time
Being a little animal in a fedora is a plus but not necessary
Replies (5)
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@16af93@wetdry.world 2026-09-28 04:53
@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt so small critters with bowler hats also work?
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@freyalikesgirls@transfem.social 2026-09-27 15:39
@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt i like being evil and taking orders and being trapped :3 where do i apply
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@Charlotte@arielfinn.social 2026-09-27 22:05
@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt I hereby make the Nemesis Promise: if you go to the trouble to explain your whole evil plan in exacting detail, I will always, always react with a "you'll never get away with it!" It's the least I can do.
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@ExiledKing@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-09-28 01:32
@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt
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@hazel@shrimp.starlightnet.work 2026-09-28 04:51
@ActuallyAubrey@void.lgbt hi im a small animal and i yearn for the fedoras when do i start