@arthropod_shift@programming.dev
2026-10-06 00:56 UTC
STOP USING LINUX
PIPES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
YEARS OF COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going deeper than FILE EXPLORER
Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “WINDOWS REGISTRY”
“Yes please turn my FILE into a device. Please mount it as MANY files” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what linux Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computers & mice we built for them
(These are REAL Scripts, done by REAL Developers):
mkfifo pipe && f >pipe | g <pipe ???
mapfile -d ‘’ -t fs < <(find . -print0) ???
:(){ :|:;};: ???
“Hello I would like $(perl -e ‘print unpack C, qx|head -c1 /dev/urandom|’) apples please”
They have played us for absolute fools
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@strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-06 03:35
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