2026-09-28 17:51 UTC
Your playbook failed. Management wants a root cause. You have 30 seconds.
Introducing larvitz.bofh, an Ansible collection that returns Bastard Operator From Hell excuses:
"Root cause: The mainframe tripped over an unhandled SIGSEGV in the automated espresso machine."
Seedable, so each host keeps its story straight. Bonus category: Deutsche Bahn.
https://codeberg.org/Larvitz/ansible-bofh
#Ansible #BOFH #SysAdmin #DevOps #Codeberg #Humor #Linux
Replies (2)
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@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca 2026-09-28 18:05
@Larvitz@burningboard.net now every fediverse instance can have its own unique @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
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@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com 2026-09-29 14:37
@Larvitz@burningboard.net Imagine getting Deutsche Bahn’ed at work.