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@samvines@awful.systems

2026-10-26 16:40 UTC

Obligatory Anthropic IPO sneer subthread. They are trying to value themselves at $2Tn despite losing $80bn in the first half of the year. Anyone wanna hold my bag?

Replies (3)

  • @froztbyte@awful.systems 2026-10-26 18:00

    the s-1 that’s now public is also stunningly devoid of numbers. multiple inputs and areas that have literal empty-spaces gaps for numbers

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  • @lurker@awful.systems 2026-10-26 19:06

    BetterOffline post for additional sneers

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  • @Architeuthis@awful.systems 2026-10-27 13:06

    According to my feed either anthropic is doing gloriously in inference and will soon be distilling its own models and undercutting even the chinese, or this is this is the most worrisome IPO in the history of finance and even convertible note holders are selling off their equity IOUs. Choose your own reality ass timeline.

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