Bus ride in today was on a little city bus instead of a coach. The only open seat was next to a middle aged dude who was sitting in the aisle seat but manspreading over both. When I nudged him, he let me sit down in the window seat and the proceeded to squish into me for the whole 30 minute ride, which he spent watching Fox News in PiP while he scrolled Twitter and painstakingly liked every one of the (many) bikini-clad thirst traps in his feed. On his headphones he was listening to something called "Yacht Rock HD Part 1". I think I found peak Bay Area Boomer?