Post by @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

2026-10-27 18:50 UTC

I really really hate running. It is stupid and idiotic and hurty and hot and my legs hurt and it's night time and I just want pie and sleep. Why can't it be pie and sleep time. Why must it always be hot and hurty time. Why not pastry and restorative rest. Why can't I get what I need from flour. Flour loves me. Running is my sworn enemy. It's like I'm in that stupid video game from the 1980s where you had to mash the buttons to make the person run. Only I am the person and I must mash my own buttons. Why cannot someone mash my buttons for me. Why do they even need to be mashed. THIS IS 2026 WE HAVE WIRELESS CHARGING.

Replies (3)

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party 2026-10-27 18:55

Why must I be the most put-upon person around. When is it my time. I could do so much good in this world if I wasn't so exhausted from all the other stuff. If I were Andy Burnham I would just pick people like me and agree they don't have to do all the other stuff and can just focus on doing art and cooking and making love and sleeping and helping out down the library and taking kids to the cinema and then just eating lots and lots of sandwiches and then having a nice lie down and watch the telly. That is what I would do. Why isn't he doing that? Because he is a TERRIBLE PRIME MINISTER. Someone have a word with him please. #UKpol

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@stevegis_ssg@mas.to 2026-10-27 18:54

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Quiet, brain weasels, Ben's got runnin' to do.

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@kimlockhartga@beige.party 2026-10-27 18:58

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Pie and Sleep sounds like Heaven!

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