2026-10-12 02:14 UTC
SCOOBY DOO CHASE THE BAT!
No no not indistinct young woman #2! She had a line & everything!
No not gangster butler! He's going to become Alfred someday!
If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk. You can talk to the corpse when they're still & quiet.
Welp. Now there's no real point to watching this.
"PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
Long Bob Newhart phone exposition gag, telling us about the last scene.
#monsterdon #theBat1959
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-10-12 02:23
We need to be clever & not flee the life-threatening fire! Fires don't kill, only The Bat kills! Why, it's the ONE PERSON we know was a killer & thug, and never useful when they were needed. Le shock! GI Joe moral ending: YOU CAN'T HIDE MURDER! AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE! Well, this was just a lot of nothing. A halfway adapted stage play, by Mary Roberts Rinehart who was the Dean Koontz of old mystery. ★★☆☆☆ kinda inoffensive but don't bother. #monsterdon #theBat1959