It's a late edition of Top of the Pops tonight, because Sebastian Coe is a complete and utter Mike Read. But what's on the show? Good question, the BBC billings are a month out. *If* it's september, we should get... - Level 42, so morose that Mark King's jumper has split from the angst. - Jonathan Butler had been touring with Whitney Houston. - Everything was new once. Even this. - Yes she does, it's "Meryl Streep". - Chugging along like a car on a clear motorway with the sun coming through the open sunroof! - Sonia is so much better than this. - William Orbit's song in C-sharp-minor. He knows it's the key of sorrow and despair and atonement. - Maria McKee's piercing eyes find the camera to send shivers down everyone's spine. - "I'm not really proud of it" - Steve Miliband Your hosts are the Hand-some Peter Powell, Sir Simon Bates, and Time Lord Gary Davies. That's from 10pm on BBC4 and #TOTP.