living in a cloud-first, Microsoft-free future Oh really, whose cloud? Oracle? We don’t even maintain on-premises servers Ah, you’re dependent on someone else’s computers, someone else’s network architecture. That sounds awful. Nope nope nope, need on-prem only data, on-prem user account control, on-prem domain, absolute positive control of all outbound network connections with as few of those as possible, and no dependence on someone else’s monthly compute fees.