Today in extremely weird Aussie news: Prisoner fails in court bid to overturn ban on Vegemite in Victorian prisons. The prisoner argued the ban on Vegemite was unlawful because it denied him his human right to enjoy Australian culture and because he needed it for his wellbeing. Corrections Victoria argued it could be used to make alcohol and could impair sniffer dogs from detecting contraband https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-26/vic-vegemite-prison-court-ruling/107308582