@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
2026-09-30 05:32 UTC
It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
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@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2026-09-30 06:18
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?