2026-10-17 21:57 UTC
Replies (6)
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@Bitflip@lemmy.ml 2026-10-17 22:45
Your wife is 4?
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@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-18 01:32
Shopping for children’s storytime books can be very enjoyable! (Or frustrating, if the ones your store carries are bossy or preachy). Pluck an assorted armful at random, sit on a tiny chair or beanbag and begin reading. Mostly silently, but if you find one that feels like it would sound good, you can read it aloud softly. If you’re reading aloud and look up to see small faces, turn the book so they can see the pictures and keep reading softly. If you find the book becoming too preachy, change the words for your audience but don’t buy the book. If you’re silent but someone (small or big) looks over your shoulder, let them see. You’ll find a few good ones, I’m sure. Now all you have to do is un-wedge yourself out of the tiny chair or scramble up off the floor…
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@200ok@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 02:31
!maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world
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@VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-18 02:33
Nourishing Menopause: Chapter 3 - Hot Flashes…
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@sundray@lemmus.org 2026-10-18 03:50
“Are you kids ready to learn about how my wife’s pussy gave me throat cancer?”
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@spizzat2@lemmy.zip 2026-10-18 04:24
Either they’re full of shit, or they know something we don’t.