@attilakinali@society.oftrolls.com
2026-10-17 22:08 UTC
@timtfj@mastodon.social @linguistgoneforeign@mastodon.social given that a mosquito drinks at least its body weight in blood, the mosquito juice to alcohol ratio should be pretty close to your own blood alcohol percentage.
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@timtfj@mastodon.social 2026-10-17 22:31
@attilakinali@society.oftrolls.com @linguistgoneforeign@mastodon.social Say 50% as a generous upper limit, since the mosquito is diluting the imbibed blood with its own blood and takes time to absorb it from its stomach (during which time it'll be either metabolising or exhaling some alcohol, whatever mosquitoes do)? So (assuming similar tipsifiability), up to half as drunk as the human ± a huge error margin due to guessing.