i love that they probably gave themselves diminished lung function just to project how much they love a corporation that larps like they give a fuck about the cult of asshats that bend over backward to tow the most outlandish and insane shit the corpo can say i bet sometimes the dems behind closed doors are like 'have you fuckin seen these retards parroting the dumb shit we say to them, i can't believe they fell for that shit, especially after all the other dumb shit and gay shit we made them do to show their loyalty'