BREAKING: Maryland Governor Wes Moore has announced his plans to fuck Baltimore's transportation system. "I will fuck over the Red Line. I will make it as cheap as possible. It will be delayed five years every day just like the current Light Rail. And it's going to be based off of diesel buses. And the signal priority is going to get shut off within three minutes of it opening" We interviewed a local resident, who said this: "What the fuck." For more breaking news, idfk go follow the onion