Amazon Interactive Furnace for ServiceNow continuously burns through your existing ITSM workflows at temperatures up to 1,400 degrees Celsius, converting legacy ticket data into a fully managed ash of structured JSON events that can be routed to any of the seventeen supported downstream services, six of which are generally available. The Furnace maintains a precise and adjustable heat output calibrated to your organizational change management processes, though provisioned thermal capacity is billed per BTU-hour whether or not combustion occurs, and cross-region heat transfer is charged at standard data transfer rates plus a Furnace Handling Fee that will appear on your bill under a category called Other. The Free Tier includes 750 hours of pilot-light mode per month for the first twelve months, during which the Furnace is on but not actively burning anything, which is also true of several comparable services you are already paying for. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor