@_thegeoff__dup_1550@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 01:17 UTC
@ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social
"Canadian coastguard, this is the US Navy, we are on a collision course. Adjust your bearing 10 degrees south."
"Nope."
"We say again, collision course, change your bearing."
"Nope."
"Canadian coastguard, we are an aircraft carrier with a support fleet of two destroyers, three cruisers, a small flotilla of support craft and a classified number of submarines. If you do not change your bearing we will take appropriate action."
"We're a lighthouse. Your call."
Replies (5)
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@bornach@fosstodon.org 2026-01-18 10:35
@_thegeoff@mastodon.social @ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social Several versions of this https://youtu.be/x91iciAYcw0 Someone probably did an AI slop version by now
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@hypostase@bsd.network 2026-01-18 11:26
@_thegeoff@mastodon.social Hmm. The last time I heard that story it was a Spanish lighthouse. I guess it *is* a universal problem. @ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social
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@snail@mstdn.crmbl.uk 2026-01-18 12:17
@_thegeoff@mastodon.social @ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social as much as I want this to be true..... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-obstinate-lighthouse/
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@AngelaScholder@mastodon.energy 2026-01-20 22:49
@_thegeoff@mastodon.social @ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social Nope! We're just going to stay put!
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@BreakingImpossible@mastodon.social 2026-01-24 10:21
@_thegeoff@mastodon.social The update to this oldie but goodie is supreme @ArchiteuthisFlux@leds.social