Post by @space_cadet@aus.social

@warkolm@aus.social 2026-06-09 08:47

@space_cadet@aus.social ahahahaha this was also a cracker https://mas.to/@SmudgeTheInsultCat/116712557639570102

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@Su_G@aus.social 2026-06-09 10:21

@space_cadet@aus.social Brilliant and brutal - to predators. 😂

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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space 2026-06-09 12:17

@space_cadet@aus.social This is definitely working 😈

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@susannelilith@rheinneckar.social 2026-06-09 12:48

@space_cadet@aus.social Alle Frauen sollten sich sofort die Haare bunt färben. Und ihre Covid19 Impfungen im Impfbuch immer bei sich tragen!

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@Easydor@metalhead.club 2026-06-09 13:10

@space_cadet@aus.social Old but gold 😅

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@scheichsbeutel@troet.cafe 2026-06-09 13:39

@space_cadet@aus.social When I read such nonsense, my first thought is always that it's fake. Simply because I can't, don't want to believe, that such stupid specimens of the species Homo sapiens exist. But it seems to be real...

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@GinevraCat@toot.community 2026-06-09 13:54

@space_cadet@aus.social @ZenHeathen@beige.party Hell to the yes!!!

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@miller@ruhr.social 2026-06-09 15:14

@space_cadet@aus.social Okay, so what about men? I'm asking for a friend.

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@kookie@toot.cat 2026-06-09 15:23

@space_cadet@aus.social that username ("loverism" ???) checks out

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@carsten@tootsfrom.ahabitual.dev 2026-06-09 15:47

@space_cadet@aus.social Er, what if it is attracting?

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@ariarhythmic@ohai.social 2026-06-09 16:10

@space_cadet@aus.social wow that rainbow hair is amazing <3

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@EverydayMoggie@sfba.social 2026-06-09 16:14

So we get to have fun hair colors and repel idiots at the same time? Sounds good to me! @space_cadet@aus.social

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@apenkop@mstdn.social 2026-06-09 16:17

@space_cadet@aus.social I'm on #TeamMa1ybe.

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@apenkop@mstdn.social 2026-06-09 16:20

@space_cadet@aus.social Steve advocating what he advocates, calling himself 'Loverism', makes him even less welcome to even get close to ladies.

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@JeroenBaten@mastodon.nl 2026-06-09 16:22

@space_cadet@aus.social made me think of this story: https://jokesfunnystories.quora.com/I-took-my-dad-to-the-mall-once.

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@CaptMikeYates@tech.lgbt 2026-06-09 17:25

@space_cadet@aus.social In the words of the mighty Deep Purple, "All I hear is BURN!"

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@kevinrns@mstdn.social 2026-06-09 17:29

@space_cadet@aus.social If you're repelled, its working. Lovely.

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@wesdym@mastodon.social 2026-06-09 17:41

@space_cadet@aus.social Notice he's careful enough to use 'natural' instead of 'fake'. His 'good' example is fake, and only 'natural' compared to what it's imitating. No one actually has natural hair that looks like that.

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@kevinrns@mstdn.social 2026-06-09 17:53

@space_cadet@aus.social Once read a Republican reminder to party workers, that unlike Republicans, the left argues with truth, and writers will have to deal with that. It always adds that glow of warmth remembering it, as loons and liars are "hoist on their own petards" Thanks all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard

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@Aoi_X_Kaizaki@mastodon.social 2026-06-09 18:25

@space_cadet@aus.social Predators? Not sexual partners? Well, if that's true, and humans are repelled by other humans, maybe human species is danger to themselves and was a mistake for being born?

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@beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-06-09 19:34

@space_cadet@aus.social classic

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@JustinDerrick@mstdn.ca 2026-06-10 00:49

@space_cadet@aus.social As much as I love the bone-smouldering savage nature of this burn, I hate the idea that this moron might have learned something he'll only abuse to further his pursuit of being an even bigger jackass.

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@CWilbur@sfba.social 2026-06-10 04:04

@space_cadet@aus.social Brilliant take down.

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@weizenspreu@chaos.social 2026-06-10 05:09

@space_cadet@aus.social That rainbow hair color is awesome!

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@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org 2026-06-10 07:08

@space_cadet@aus.social As a man with blue hair, I must protest against this blatant sexism 😁

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@iamada@tech.lgbt 2026-06-10 09:20

@space_cadet@aus.social reason #1293781932691782 I should dye my hair pink

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@DarkSheepArts@mastoart.social 2026-06-10 09:42

@space_cadet@aus.social Yeah, I think there are only a handful of hospitals in the world that can treat a burn that deep, lol!

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@Legion495@mk.absturztau.be 2026-06-10 09:55

@space_cadet@aus.social And it looks nice.

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@gustl@metalhead.club 2026-06-10 10:05

@space_cadet@aus.social I read this as a joke. A funny one, because it's obviously quite absurd.

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@maggiejk@zeroes.ca 2026-06-10 11:22

@space_cadet@aus.social as a blue hair, I love this so much!! I started doing it so my grays would blend with the brown AND to tone the ginger tones out of it. I was DELIGHTED when I learned that a certain group of men are repelled by the blue hair. YAY!! (Someday I will change my picture, but I kind of like that people won’t recognize me in public based on my profile photo.)

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@cyon@ennexis.de 2026-06-10 12:39

@space_cadet@aus.social OOFmaxxing

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@MrInappropriate@mastodonapp.uk 2026-06-10 13:19

@space_cadet@aus.social Apposite.

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@jeroen94704@fosstodon.org 2026-06-10 16:00

@space_cadet@aus.social @foosel@chaos.social Poor Steve … not.

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@qburg@troet.cafe 2026-06-10 17:08

@space_cadet@aus.social 🫣 krass!!!