The kid, after seeing something on the screen behind one of the musical numbers of the show we saw earlier tonight: Does the word "maloliente" have an "h" in it? 🤨🤔 Me, automatically: NOPE Also me, a couple of seconds later: Unless it's "hediondo" The kid: *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye* Me: 😁☺️🫰🏽