Yesterday at sundown: 🦆: Comes closer. Me: Do you want a pistachio? Here is a pistachio. 🦆: I can't find it. Me: Do you want a pistachio? Here is another pistachio. 🦆: Yes, I think I ... no. I can't find it. Me getting ready to leave. A flock of 🪿 : Waddle towards me. Me: Do you want a pistachio? Here is a pistachio. The geese: What did you just call us? Me: 🏃