Landlord on the phone: just go on in and take whatever you want, feed on whoever you like Vampire: trying but I can't get in Landlord: what, but I invited you in Vampire: yes but I can't come in, you're sure this is your home? Other people seem to live here Landlord: yes I own it! Vampire: you own it, but do you live in it? Landlord: what does that matter? It's mine Vampire: it's your *property*, it's not your *home* Landlord: it's mine! who cares if I live in it?! Vampire: magic law, why do you want me in anyway Landlord: the tenants are late on rent, I figure this was a cheaper way to get rid of them... Vampire: yeah this isn't going to work Landlord: but don't you need to feed? Vampire: don't worry, I figured out an alternative, thanks for inviting me in