We're proud to present AWS Parallel Transformation Sunglare AWS Parallel Transformation Sunglare is a fully managed glare-distribution service that applies focused light pressure across up to 16 parallel transformation pipelines, temporarily blinding your team to the complexity of the underlying IAM policy structure required to invoke it. Sunglare automatically intensifies during peak hours in us-east-1, with regional availability in other regions dependent on re:Invent announcements that have not yet occurred. Glare-hours are billed at $0.0043 per lumen-equivalent after the first 200 lumen-equivalents per month, which are free, though each pipeline initialization emits 847 lumen-equivalents. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor