2026-07-14 23:58 UTC
Me: Would you love me if I was a worm? But, like, a computer worm. Like Stuxnet?
Her: What?
Me: *Beginning to infect PLC systems at an international scale* Please answer quickly.
Replies (5)
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@Somarasu@masto.hackers.town 2026-07-15 01:09
@epsi@akko.wtf if you cant handle me at my Stuxnet you dont deserve me at my Slammer
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@freya@social.highenergymagic.net 2026-07-15 01:15
@epsi@akko.wtf yes I would actually
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@amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu 2026-07-15 01:49
@epsi@akko.wtf https://www.amazon.com/Seduced-Stuxnet-Baudy-Botnets-Book-ebook/dp/B00HLVQ8NE
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@celestia@tech.lgbt 2026-07-15 08:10
@epsi@akko.wtf that'd be kinda hot actually :akko_blushmmpf:
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@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io 2026-07-15 09:20
@epsi@akko.wtf Her: I’m SCADA!