2026-09-26 01:00 UTC
When interviewing for a job, ask about their "yogurt policy" and chuckle derisively at whatever answer they give you. Now you have the upper hand and they don't even have a coherent yogurt policy.
Replies (5)
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@johntimaeus@infosec.exchange 2026-09-26 01:18
@geekysteven@beige.party The policy is "Merchandising!"
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@cubeofcheese@mstdn.social 2026-09-26 03:28
@geekysteven@beige.party about to use this at my yoplait interview rn. Wish me luck! 😤🍦💼
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@Su_G@aus.social 2026-09-26 06:54
@geekysteven@beige.party I like it! Deserves an entry in the Saboteurs Manual. Can be easily extended. 😁🙏🏻
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@only_ohm@mas.to 2026-09-26 10:15
@geekysteven@beige.party Let it be known that, in the unlikely event that I'm ever recruiting anyone to a job, I intend to answer this with "always a broad mix of Lactobacillus and Bifidobacterium species".
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@eviloatmeal@floppy.peepee.party 2026-09-26 11:03
@geekysteven@beige.party I tried this. They had an extensive yogurt policy. So I was left not only flabbered, but also gasted.