2026-09-24 15:34 UTC
Hot Singles In Your Area :neocat_kisser:
Hot Singles Near You :neocat_kisser:
Hot Singles Have Surrounded Your House :neocat_0_0:
Hot Singles Have A List Of Demands That Must Be Met Or Else They Can't Guarantee The Safety Of Their Hostage :neocat_nervous:
Replies (6)
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@darkling@mstdn.social 2026-09-24 22:17
@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe If I get bitten by one, do I eventually turn into a Hot Single myself?
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@flipper@mastodonapp.uk 2026-09-24 16:37
@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe are they Kraft Singles? Why have they not melted?
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@frawst@fedi.fraw.st 2026-09-24 16:46
@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe Hot Plurals :neocat_kisser:
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@CppGuy@infosec.space 2026-09-24 17:00
@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe /me wonders vaguely about the melting point of vinyl
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@tezoatlipoca@mas.to 2026-09-24 17:10
@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe Hot singles could just shut up and finish finishing my roof already. Oh you meant SINGLES not shingles.
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@freyalikesgirls@transfem.social 2026-09-24 17:56
@literalgrill@sakurajima.moe I wanna be their hostage