2026-09-14 00:00 UTC
You are at pedestrian crossing lights away from an intersection with sporadic clumpy traffic.
Replies (4)
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@david@theblower.au 2026-09-14 00:02
@futzle@old.mermaid.town 6th option: Cross 20m further up the road, because why walk all the way to the crossing if you're not going to wait for the green anyway.
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@aeduna@aus.social 2026-09-14 00:03
@futzle@old.mermaid.town 1 if with children. 2 if alone. 3 is for psychopaths.
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@dgar@aus.social 2026-09-14 00:04
@futzle@old.mermaid.town Push button, record dic dic dic sound, release song that uses it as the drum track, get chauffeured across the street.
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@babble_endanger@freeradical.zone 2026-09-14 00:04
@futzle@old.mermaid.town Did I parse it right? "You are at (pedestrian crossing lights) with sporadic clumpy traffic, away from an intersection"