2026-09-07 10:08 UTC
So, I was taught that a New York minute is the time span between when a traffic light turns green and when the cars behind you start beeping their horn, which is apparently measured in microseconds.
So I would like to propose the concept of a #Fediverse minute, which is the time span between when you boost a post and when it gets edited to fix its typos.
Replies (4)
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@sanpan@mas.to 2026-09-07 11:19
@oblomov@sociale.network @PonderStibbons@mas.to Scientists haven’t yet been able to verify wether tpyos can be fixed before being boosted.
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@kalisz79@mastodon.com.pl 2026-09-07 12:47
@oblomov@sociale.network was it edited yet?
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@esreicht@mastodon.social 2026-09-07 13:06
@oblomov@sociale.network that's so me 🫣
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@skribe@aus.social 2026-09-07 13:16
@oblomov@sociale.network NY minute sounds like it's the same amount of time between when traffic light turns green and my wife yells, "GREEN", as though I'm not watching the same fucking light she is.