2026-06-14 04:40 UTC
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@ashwin@defcon.social 2026-06-14 08:10
@jon@henshaw.social There's a talent audition in a skyscraper. Lots of candidates are lined up to perform their acts. One guy walks into the interview room before the panel of judges. A judge asks, "So what do you have for us? What can you do?" He says, "I can imitate birds." The panel guffaws. "You can imitate birds?" He quietly replies, "Yes. I can imitate birds." A judge yells at him, "Listen, pal. You know how many people we see here? Just today, we turned down a girl who could unicycle, while balancing a pile of porcelain vases on her head, juggling flaming chainsaws and singing an opera, while simultaneously beatboxing the percussion section. And you walk in here with, what? Bird imitations?!? How dare you waste our time? Get outta here!!!" So the guy shrugs, and says, "Okay. Sorry for taking your time.", opens a skyscraper window and flies out.
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@tubsta@social.bsdlab.au 2026-06-14 10:31
@jon@henshaw.social @NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net Awesome flight. Gonna have to be a bit faster if the peregrine missiles are around
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@ottaross@mastodon.social 2026-06-14 14:06
@jon@henshaw.social when you take off before you've finished your preflight checklist. "Oh and wings! Deploy wings!"
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@flicka@ohai.social 2026-06-14 14:38
@jon@henshaw.social :blobcatfancy:
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@ChrisJagged@mastodon.social 2026-06-14 21:53
@jon@henshaw.social "I'm Batman"