@bkuhn “Our entire data center was destroyed along with all of its contents by an alien death ray. Our future selves spent the following 37 years hunting aliens, stealing their technology, and inventing time travel so they could prevent the disaster (and thwart the alien invasion). Unfortunately, there were unavoidable temporal distortions that caused the data center to temporarily not exist for 1527 milliseconds. We apologize for the inconvenience.” —tomorrow's news, probably @mastohost